Bella: "Dad, what does 'merry' mean? Like in 'Merry Christmas'."
Dad: "It means Happy."
Bella: "Oh."
Mom: "How many eggs do you want?"
Bella: "Umm..two and a half."
Bella: "Mom, I don't feel very good."
Mom: "What's wrong, Bella?"
Bella: "I don't know."
Mom: "Well, what do you feel like?"
Bella: "I feel like a jerk."
Mom: "A jerk?"
Bella: "Yeah. I feel like a jerk."






